Alcohol a lift to heaven

The taste of Alcohol is pure satisfaction. You see ads for Alcohol all the time on TV. I'm even drinking some right now. Alcohol is so wonderful, and believe me, if you are one of the few lucky people, you can even become an alcoholic!

Before becoming an alcoholic your life is too normal, no excitement, no risk of death, no being sick, no contact with police. We run here and there without feeling sleepy, always in control and we behave too well…. How boring. Who wants a life like this, with no trouble? Alcohol is amazing in changing not only your life for a short time, but also sometimes for a long time, and sometimes forever. That is why alcohol is so amazing. Like Mr Homer Simpson says " to alcohol! The solution to all of life's problems". People usually drink alcohol when they are stressed but if they would drink alcohol before, maybe they wouldn't be so stressed.

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Alcohol makes you forget your problems, your loved ones, where you are going, what you are doing, who you are, who is with you, where you are…

There is no particular time to drink alcohol, anytime is good. Make sure you drink at least two litres of alcohol a day and you will become a different person.

When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you should have in your empty stomach is a glass of strong alcohol, as it will give you a happy burning feeling that you will love. Initially it will give you a burst of energy and then slowly will make you want to sit down on the couch and relax. You can sleep for hours so that you don't have to go to work or take the kids...