Perhaps the most important thing that has happened in my life is the fact that
nothing really big or important has ever happened in my life. For example, my parents are
still happily married, and nobody really close to me has evr died. All of this is very
unfortunate, I am sure, because if one of these things had happened I would have been
able to find a topic for this very essay which I am writing very easily, and would not have
had such a hard time getting this essay in to my teacher on time. Nor have I rescued a
little kitten from a tree, which when I think about it is really unfortunate because then not
only would I have had a topic, but I might also have gotten my picture in the
"Hillsborough Beacon," or even in the "Somerset Messenger Gazette," which, in the lingo
of those in the news paper business, is the 'big time.'
But there is little point in even
mentioning these things, because they have not happened, and thus, I am left topicless. I
could try to fool you with some far out, totally unbelievable story about how I was in a car
wreck involving at least two dozen cars, including the president's limousine, and how
despite having broken two legs, an arm, in addition to various other body parts too
numerous to mention, I managed to drag myself out of the wrecked car (A job for the
Jaws of Life, for sure, had it been any other person but me in that car), and then how I
managed to haul all of the other survivors, among them the president himself, out of their
cars, and to safety, only moments before a small fire that was caused by the crash reached...
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This paper is great, I loved reading the entire paper. Though the paper seemed very sarcastic, I would really like to know if this individual really feels that there has never been an event that has not surpassed him as being a significant event in his life.
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