Larry the little toff
To me a story brought
Of the absurd cock
Crossing the country lane
To me with a smirk
Ask him me, what came
O'er it ne'r the lane
To amble on just the same
A pea for brain I have not
Must'v be a dame ov'r the lane
To the cock had called out
Aroused to her it had ran
A laugh arose to this tale
Dashed along with a snort
Looked me ov'r with air
Thence asks o' me to take note
To the lane chanced had the cock
Whence it be out on for the stroll
Over the road it had spied a rock
'Pon 'itch fodder of his grows
To fodder, like as night with sun
I croaked to the mindless toad
Chance be to dare to have fun
Was why cock ventured abroad
As splinter 'rought to a fire
Pimpl's broke on the pinkish goose
Tossed his mane like a lion in ire
A whimper he lets to scamper loose
To the sound fine wet runs broke
Of the orb an eye to lips small nook
Shared to me the hurt roused in the bloc
As if games such in me'd make a crook
A brow I arched raised
Arms to a cross I make
To which breaths I liaised
Surveys of him I thence take
What of puzzle it be
Comes he may nigh
Hoping 'haps to dunce me
In turn to turn a pitiful cry
Hence the cock o're the ways
Reasons be naught to tarry to cross
Was split half and many says
Unfit for quills in ink to pros
As it brag fits of sanity one to lose
By asylums to times precious waste
O're a cock whose reasons cross
To which'e're ye orders and taste
Nice job
Nice twist on why did the chicken cross the road.
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