Music: "Come Out, Come out Wherever you are..."
Setting: A room with a bed, presumably a bedroom - Dorothy in night attire, desperate
Wizard as Munchkin: (taking a fit) Four feet, one and a half inches is not short! (grumbles under Dorothy)
Dorothy: (impatient) I wasn't trying to insult you. I just want to know how you got in!
Wizard as Munchkin: (not listening) I'm the tallest one around! (grumbling continues)
Dorothy: I really don't want to argue - I just want your help...
Wizard as Munchkin: (interrupting) I'm not listening....
Dorothy: Look, I'm sorry. Please just come out so we can talk reasonably!
Wizard as Munchkin: (continues humming)
Dorothy: I had the worst sleep and you're really not helping the situation.
Wizard as Munchkin: I'm not here to help you, silly. Especially not after you insulted me!
Dorothy: I'll do anything -
Wizard as Glenda: ...even
take off your slippers, Dorothy?
Dorothy: (looks wildly around) What? Who's there?
Wizard as Glenda: Would you even give back my sister's slippers, Dorothy?
Dorothy: (looks down at feet, confused) I don't know what you're talking about. (pause) And what happened to...
Wizard as Glenda: (mocking) It's okay Dorothy. I'll let you keep them. They won't benefit you now anyway.
Dorothy: I never thought that [they would]... Take your goddamn shoes! (flings them across the room)
Wizard as Glenda: Do not snap at me, my child. I have only been helpful. It was you who got yourself into this unfortunate circumstance.
Dorothy: I don't know who you are or how you've been helpful at all but...
Wizard as Glenda: (interrupting) How could you act so ignorant in the midst of such purity, Dorothy? You know that nothing goes unnoticed.
Dorothy: If you're so pure, then you'll...