Deep in the City of Chic, on the plant of Decorous, there was a school named Ennui High School. At this school there was a very interesting girl named Bliss. Bliss had long wavy golden brown hair. She had big blue eyes that were on flawless snowy skin. Her lips were full, and they were always the perfect shade of soft crimson even without lipstick.
Bliss just turned 17. She was doing well at school, but she really felt she was ready to get out of her old routine and see what else was out there.
One spring Friday morning, Bliss was sitting on the stoop of the apartment building were she lived with her parents. She was looking up at the pink and purple towering buildings around her. They are wonderful, but I've been gazing at these buildings for 17 years now, she thought. Just then a big silver cat walked by her. It stopped, turned around, and came up to her. It looked at her intensely for a moment then said, "You will do just fine,"
After Bliss nearly choked on her tongue, she said, "Do just fine for what?" She had never seen a talking cat before, and she was lost in astonishment.
The cat said, "I need some help finding an illusive treasure."
Bliss replied, "Oh, and where is this illusive treasure?"
The cat answered, "I'm not sure but I know where something is that will tell us where the treasure is. And this thing is about 3 blocks away."
Bliss thought about this, and decided three blocks isn't far. Besides she didn't really want this talking cat walking out of her life. She said, "OK, lets go. What's your name?"
The silver cat said, "Jest. Follow me."
They walked and turned corners for about 15...