When it comes to men and women, there's just no comparing the two. I have realized in all my relationships that men and women are just plain hard to figure out. These few things I have compared are actual moments and memories I have gone through in the last ten years.
Let's start with how relationships ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Dogs". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go of the situation. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But, I want you to know that there's always a chance for us."
This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone calls, that 99% of all men have made at least once.
I have noticed that women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults, but most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out. Trust me, I can vouch for that, because I was the one giving the wedgies and trading baseball cards in high school.
There is one thing, or a few things that I will never figure out and that's the items in a bathroom. A man has about six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of soap, a towel from the Holiday Inn that we took when on vacation,