Scene three/ Act two
"Caesar, beware of Brutus. Take heed of Cassius.
Come not near Casca. Have an eye to Cinna. Trust not
Trebonius. Mark well Metellus Cimber. Decius
Brutus loves thee not. Thou hast wronged Caius
Ligarius. There is but one mind in all these men, and
it is bent against Caesar. If thou beest not immortal,
look about you. Security gives way to conspiracy. The
mighty gods defend thee!
Here will I stand till Caesar pass along,
And as a suitor will I give him this.
My heart laments that virtue cannot live
Out of the teeth of emulation.
If thou read this, O Caesar, thou mayst live.
If not, the Fates with traitors do contrive.
Artemidorus: Reading aloud from letter:
"Omg. Caesar...You like need to be really really careful of Brutus, and umm watch out
for like Cassius too.
And OMG don't forget Casca or Cinna!! Oh, em, gee...you cant
trust Trebonius or Cimber neither!! Like this may be like hard to believe, but you like
have to know, that like all those sleezeballs have like the same intention!! And they like
all want to kill you!! So like, watch out! And umm if you aren't like superman, watch out
for everyone that's around you. Ill like, go to church and pray for you,
You know what? I think ill like wait here for Caeser to walk by, and umm ill give it to
him like it's a magazine catalog!!! I feel bad that good guys get hurt! And umm omg I
don't think its like fair... Caeser, if you read this, I hope that you like live...