Out On The Slopes
It was a Saturday and John was in his car on the way to the ski hill. He was ready for a great day of skiing, and once he got there, he jumped out of his car, grabbed his skis and ran to the office to get his lift ticket.
Rushing to the ski lift John stumbled, he fell to the ground and felt the extremely cold temperature of the snow against his face. He got up looking around to see if anyone had seen that terrible fall, all he could see were people surrounding him laughing at his fall, he got up and all he could taste was the cold, sickening taste of the yellow snow which ended up in his mouth; but he got up, spat and managed to get his skis on without running from embarrassment.
So he quickly rushed himself to the ski lift now that everyone had left the line to see his horrible fall.
He got up to the red line and all he could see was the snow coming down. He was thinking about nothing but skiing, so when the man running the lift signaled for him to get ready, he didn't notice, so the ski lift surprised him when it hit him in the back of the knees and again he fell. This time the man helped him up and he was on his way in no time at all.
He got up to the top and smelled only the scent of his overly strong cologne on the inside of his jacket. He got off the lift and was getting ready to go down the run when he suddenly heard a woman screaming, she had no control over herself and crashed into a tree. John laughed at...