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To all the people who have been to my page before i_lick_it_alot blackplanet closed that account and while ur here check out my other page clit_likin_clan and show me some love What's up this be that ni**a from Detroit holdin it down fo the class of 03 as u can see my name is I lick it a lot and that's fo one reason cause I luv the taste of a wet pu$$y and IM looking for the special girl to give it to all the time at the moment IM not single but I still can have friends so if u like what u hear holla back ill have a pic on here soon but in the meantime ill give a description Black Hair, Braided sometimes 5'8", 5'9" Light Skin Nice smile A tornado tongue What IM looking fo in a girl: Gotta have a nice personality Keeps herself clean Can kiss Knows how to keep her man happy (cause I know how to keep my women happy) Gotta be thic I don't want no under 110 girls or no girl that's extremely huge Gotta have something that's wet most of the time so I can lick it If u think u fit this description or u like me description holla back at an ni66a fo sho ( by the way ladies take this test ) THE FREAK TEST; HAVE YOU EVER : 1.

HAD SEX? (5 POINTS) 2. ORAL SEX? (5 PTS.) TO ORGASM?(5PTS.) 3. SWALLOWED SEMEN? (5PTS.) 4. PRACTICE BONDAGE, OR SADO-MASICHISTIC BEHAVIOR? (5 PTS.) 5. HAD ANAL SEX? (5PTS) TO ORGASM? (5 PTS.) 6. HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?(10 PTS.) 7. HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT A TIME? (10 PTS.) 8. HAD SEX WITH MORETHAN ONE PERSON IN A WEEK?(7 PTS) 9. USED SEXTOYS? (7 PTS) 10. BROUGHT A DIRTY MAGAZINE?(3 PTS) 11. WATCH A PORNO? (3 PTS) 12. BEEN IN A 69? (3 PTS) 13. HADPHONE SEX?(5 PTS) 14. MASTURBATED? (5 PTS) IN A PUBLICPLACE? (5PTS) 15. HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? (5 PTS) PARK? (1 PT) SUBWAY (3 PTS) ALLEY WAY? (2 PTS) TRAIN OR BUS STATION? (3 PTS) PUBLIC BATHROOM?(3 PTS) 16. GOTTEN CARPET BURNS? (3 PTS.) 17. PARTICIPATED IN AN ORGY? (10 PTS) 18. WATCHED SOMEONE HAVING SEX? (7 PTS.) 19. HAD SEX WITH OTHERS WATCHING YOU? (7 PTS.) 20. SUCKED OR LICKED YOUR OWN : FEMALES- BREAST OR VAGINA? (12 PTS) MALES- PENIS? (12PTS) 21. PAID FOR SEX? (8PTS) 22. BEEN PAID FOR SEX? (8PTS) 23. HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND? (8 PTS) 24. PASS OUT DURING SEX? (5 PTS) 25. HAD AN STD? (8PTS) 26. HAD SEX WITHOUT CONTRACEPTIVES? (6 PTS) 27. HAD SEX ANYPLACE OTHER THAN THE BEDROOM? (3 PTS FOR EACH PLACE.) LADIES EXTRA CREDIT: (BE HONEST) 28. EVER RECEIVED A FACIAL (SEMEN IN YOUR FACE) AND LIKED IT?(15PTS) SCORING: 1 - 5: HOW DOES IT LOOK UPTHERE WITH THE ANGELS? 26 - 55: OK, YOU KNOW THE BARE MINIMUM. GO JOIN A SEX-ED. CLASS.

56 - 85: OK, YOU'RE JUST ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF BEING A FREAK.

86 - 125: WELCOME TO THELAND OF THE FREAKS!! HERE'S YOUR CERTIFICATE THAT YOU COMPLETED THE FREAK CORRESPONDENCE COURSE.

126 - 170: YOU ARE A BONAFIDE FREAK!!! YOU COULD TEACH A FREAK CLASS.

171 +: YOU ARE THE DEAN OF FREAK COLLEGE. YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CLIENT, YOU DA FREAK PRESIDENT