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----- Original Message ----- From: Jacquelyn & Ty James To: pj3043078@yahoo.com Sent: Wednesday, January 02, 2002 11:01 AM Subject: Fw: Men -------Original Message------- From: michell and jt williams Date: Wednesday, January 02, 2002 11:13:33 AM To: shelly and girls waugh; shawn truesdale; sgwilliam@health-partners.org; russ and mary foust; roxie shoemaker; Nikki Neff; nate williams; Megan; Lee and Barb Fetzer; joe crable; Jacquelyn Rebekah James; dawn rayburn; dale&tina stidam; CHARLES RIGHTER; Anita Hoffina; Alyssa Dunham Subject: Fw: Men -------Original Message------- From: sam Date: Tuesday, January 01, 2002 6:57:22 PM To: michell and jt williams Subject: Fw: Men ----- Original Message ----- From: adavis To: Terry Casperson ; SHIRLEY DAVIS ; Sam & Nikki ; Robin White ; MIKE BRINKMAN ; Mike & Ann ; Gene & Fay ; DANA Sent: Thursday, December 27, 2001 10:37 PM Subject: Fw: Men ----- Original Message ----- From: Nancy M Davis To: rambln_richard@yahoo.com ; carolyn2707@msn.com

; aabrown2@juno.com ; knmdeb1@fuse.net ; trixofthetrade@aol.com ; TexNotes@aol.com ; frenchv1@hotmail.com ; ncrossty55@juno.com ; crowevg@aol.com ; crowejp@aol.com ; JACmming@aol.com ; gdarrah1@neo.rr.com ; adavis@loganrec.com ; Davisson@bigfoot.com ; mgabennesch@fuse.net ; mistergclef@aol.com ; bakerbob1@aol.com ; jandy@one.net ; ljensen8@juno.com ; kkreiner@gaic.com ; rmaring140@msn.com ; mmellies@rcn.com ; jkjn123@webtv.net ; ldi61@msn.com ; cyndi-kits@webtv.net ; hankypankys@msn.com ; ZACHCHRIS@aol.com Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 10:32 PM Subject: Men > 1. The nice men are ugly.

> > 2. The handsome men are not nice.

> > 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

> > 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are > married.

> > 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice > men, have no money.

> > 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men > with money think we are only after their money.

> > 7. The handsome men without money are after our > money.

> > 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and > somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful > enough.

> > 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are > heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are > cowards.

> > 10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice > and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, > are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! > > 11.The men who never make the first move, > automatically lose interest in us when we take the > initiative.

> > NOW.....WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN? > > Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like > grapes, and it's our job > to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until > they mature into something you'd like to have dinner > with.

> > SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND > > TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! > ----- Original Message ----- From: Jacquelyn & Ty James To: pj3043078@yahoo.com Sent: Wednesday, January 02, 2002 11:01 AM Subject: Fw: Men -------Original Message------- From: michell and jt williams Date: Wednesday, January 02, 2002 11:13:33 AM To: shelly and girls waugh; shawn truesdale; sgwilliam@health-partners.org; russ and mary foust; roxie shoemaker; Nikki Neff; nate williams; Megan; Lee and Barb Fetzer; joe crable; Jacquelyn Rebekah James; dawn rayburn; dale&tina stidam; CHARLES RIGHTER; Anita Hoffina; Alyssa Dunham Subject: Fw: Men -------Original Message------- From: sam Date: Tuesday, January 01, 2002 6:57:22 PM To: michell and jt williams Subject: Fw: Men ----- Original Message ----- From: adavis To: Terry Casperson ; SHIRLEY DAVIS ; Sam & Nikki ; Robin White ; MIKE BRINKMAN ; Mike & Ann ; Gene & Fay ; DANA Sent: Thursday, December 27, 2001 10:37 PM Subject: Fw: Men ----- Original Message ----- From: Nancy M Davis To: rambln_richard@yahoo.com ; carolyn2707@msn.com ; aabrown2@juno.com ; knmdeb1@fuse.net ; trixofthetrade@aol.com ; TexNotes@aol.com ; frenchv1@hotmail.com ; ncrossty55@juno.com ; crowevg@aol.com ; crowejp@aol.com ; JACmming@aol.com ; gdarrah1@neo.rr.com ; adavis@loganrec.com ; Davisson@bigfoot.com ; mgabennesch@fuse.net ; mistergclef@aol.com ; bakerbob1@aol.com ; jandy@one.net ; ljensen8@juno.com ; kkreiner@gaic.com ; rmaring140@msn.com ; mmellies@rcn.com ; jkjn123@webtv.net ; ldi61@msn.com ; cyndi-kits@webtv.net ; hankypankys@msn.com ; ZACHCHRIS@aol.com Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 10:32 PM Subject: Men > 1. The nice men are ugly.

> > 2. The handsome men are not nice.

> > 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

> > 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are > married.

> > 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice > men, have no money.

> > 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men > with money think we are only after their money.

> > 7. The handsome men without money are after our > money.

> > 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and > somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful > enough.

> > 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are > heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are > cowards.

> > 10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice > and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, > are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! > > 11.The men who never make the first move, > automatically lose interest in us when we take the > initiative.

> > NOW.....WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN? > > Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like > grapes, and it's our job > to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until > they mature into something you'd like to have dinner > with.

> > SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND > > TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! > ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here