1. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?Ã¢ÂÂ¦Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow 2. What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?Ã¢ÂÂ¦Night and Day! 3. Wat is black when u buy it, red when u use it, and gray when u throw it away?Ã¢ÂÂ¦ Charcoal 4. Woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for 5minutes, and finally hangs him. They were seen five minutes later. How is it possibleÃ¢ÂÂ¦ The woman was a photographer, took a picture, developed it, and hung it up.
5. The word candy can be spelled in two lettersÃ¢ÂÂ¦. C and Y 6. Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters "he" in that order. There are two possible answers. "hehe" is not acceptable. haha!Ã¢ÂÂ¦ Headache or Heartache.
7. Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel itÃ¢ÂÂ¦. Coffin 8. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it notÃ¢ÂÂ¦. Counterfeit money 9. Why is six afraid of sevenÃ¢ÂÂ¦Because seven eight nine 10. Johnny's mother had three children. The first was April, the second was May. What was the name of her third child?Ã¢ÂÂ¦.Johnny 11. Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?Ã¢ÂÂ¦Because he is still living 12. There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?Ã¢ÂÂ¦They were married 13. That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?Ã¢ÂÂ¦The accountant was his sister 14. A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?Ã¢ÂÂ¦The mother was the surgeon.
15. Forewards it is heavy, backwards it is notÃ¢ÂÂ¦Ton 16. The more you feed it, The more it grows high,But if you give it water It shall quickly DieÃ¢ÂÂ¦Fire 17. The Begining of eternity, the end of space, the begining of every end, The end of every placeÃ¢ÂÂ¦.The letter E 18. What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?...Post Office 19. Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge. One jumped off, how many were left?Ã¢ÂÂ¦None they were copycats 20. What state is inside another state?Ã¢ÂÂ¦Arkansas 21. What state is full of color?Ã¢ÂÂ¦Colorado 22. What state has 2,000 pounds of dirty laundry?Ã¢ÂÂ¦Washington 23. What state makes you feel bad?Ã¢ÂÂ¦Misouri 24. What am I? I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. So tell me what I must beÃ¢ÂÂ¦.Mirror 25. What are two things you cannot eat for supperÃ¢ÂÂ¦Breakfast and lunch 26. What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lotÃ¢ÂÂ¦shoe 27. What is black and white and read all overÃ¢ÂÂ¦newspaper 28. What word looks the same upside down and backwardsÃ¢ÂÂ¦Swims 29. Have you heard the saying what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes downÃ¢ÂÂ¦Your age 30. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectlyÃ¢ÂÂ¦ Incorrectly 31. What runs around a house but doesn't moveÃ¢ÂÂ¦Fence 32. Do you know why orange juice is so smart?Ã¢ÂÂ¦it concentrates 33. What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth withÃ¢ÂÂ¦chair, bed, toothbrush 34. A railroad crossing, look for the cars. Can you spell all that without any R'sÃ¢ÂÂ¦All that 35. Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?Ã¢ÂÂ¦your father 36. Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?Ã¢ÂÂ¦a barber 37. Which moves faster: heat or cold?Ã¢ÂÂ¦anybody can catch a cold 38. What's the difference between here and thereÃ¢ÂÂ¦the letter T 39. What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the oceanÃ¢ÂÂ¦tissue 40. What runs but cannot walkÃ¢ÂÂ¦water 41. What one word has the most letters in itÃ¢ÂÂ¦alphabet 42. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hourÃ¢ÂÂ¦letter M 43. What kind of room has no windows or doorsÃ¢ÂÂ¦Mushroom 44. What kind of nut has no shellÃ¢ÂÂ¦doughnut 45. What kind of coat can be put on only when wetÃ¢ÂÂ¦A coat of paint 46. What has to be broken before it can be usedÃ¢ÂÂ¦egg 47. What has no beginning, end or middleÃ¢ÂÂ¦doughnut 48. What goes up and down without moving..stairs 49. What do you serve that you cannot eatÃ¢ÂÂ¦tennis ball 50. What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in commonÃ¢ÂÂ¦they read da same upside down 51. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are theyÃ¢ÂÂ¦stairs 52. If you have it, you want to share it, but if you share it, you don't have it. What is itÃ¢ÂÂ¦secret 53. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25Ã¢ÂÂ¦ once, after u be subtracting from 20