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Essay by nann4412High School, 11th gradeF, November 2014

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Hello Soldier,

We were excited and glad to get your letter. I am glad to hear that you are improving and doing well. I have been working on The Tooth Fairy and hope to have it finished in the next few days. Camille is doing good in her after school program. She catches the bus each morning about 8 and doesn't get home until after 6 and twice a week has to be swimming at 7. She has a long busy week just like her big brother! Plus she still goes to tutoring each Saturday. Grand Dudder, along with Auntie Grandma and Camille and myself send our love! I am sending you a couple of jokes to make you laugh. I hope you enjoy them!

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap,The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Two Soldiers were required to sit through General's Boring speech. After about an hour one soldier looks at the other and says, "my butt is falling asleep." The other one responded and said, "I know, I heard it snore three times."

One summer afternoon a particularly pious Priest was taking a stroll. He came upon a young man about 12 years old. The boy was standing on the corner and he had a small bottle in his hand which he kept tossing up and catching it. The priest said hello and asked the...