If I Was President, What Would I Change?

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Why do we need stamps to mail a letter? Wouldn't our time buying and putting stamps on envelopes be better spent reading or sleeping? Just imagine a life without any of that. In your whole life you probably spend hundreds of dollars on stamps alone. There are too many everyday tasks that prove to be hassles. As president I would put an end to all everyday hassles by forcing companies to make things easier, more efficient, and stop making things that we don't really need.

Thomas Edison invented that light bulb. Some people most preeminent it's finest thing ever I however think it's terrible. You have to buy new light bulbs and change them almost every six months. Just think of how much time and money you have to spend on a light bulb then, multiply that by the number of light fixtures in your house. Thomas Edison may have invented light bulbs but it is said that the ones that are in his house are still working from when he lived there.

Imagine only having to buy light bulbs once in your whole life. It could be possible. The light bulb companies however have the patents for these and will not make them.

The next thing I would change is I would make all clothing companies stop making animal print clothing. Pants and t-shirts with zebra print doesn't make me want to buy more things at that store. I have almost completely stopped shopping at Gap because of this. The leopard print underwear was okay because not an excessive amount of people would see them but do we really need shirts and pants to match them. I think not. I'm sure that the animal rights activists are tackling this issue already but I would ban all animal print clothing. All it does for me is cause stress when I go shopping because it is practically the only thing that the stores sell.

The most important thing I would change is having the DNR kill all of those stupid Japanese Beetles. I never noticed a problem of any sort that I would want some ladybug look alike to come in and kill. All they do is land on you and bite you then, you try to kill them and it leaves an orange mark and some stinky substance on your clothes. I would personally make the DNR kill them all or take them back to where ever they came from. These obviously are not just any kind of bug because of how hard it is to kill them. It seems like everything you try doesn't work it just helps them reproduce.

I read over this paper and wonder why people do these things. Our lives would be much easier and stress free without some of these troublesome things. Don't you ever look at an inventing and wonder what kind of moron had enough time to think of something like that? Just think of all the time, money, and energy you waste doing some of these everyday jobs. Just think of all the things we never use and all the things that annoy you.