ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ Contrary to my popular belief, I doubt I'll ever find true love. I think I have ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ very valid reasoning. I've never met a women who wasn't 'looking for a guy' ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ and didn't care what kind she got.
ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ Sure, I've had people tell me "You're just too picky", but we're talking ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ the rest of your life - that should allow some choosiness.
I've heard that girls plan their wedding from about age eight - I never even thought about it, not once, no images of doves and flowers and dressing my friends up like penguins. When people would ask, ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ I used to tell them I was going to be married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas.
ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ For my computer wallpaper I have a repeated image of Albert Einstein with a pencil and a notebook, if somebody asks that man with the funny hair is, the conversation ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ is over.
ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ Futurama is serious television.
I don't buy roses.
I almost hate them because I'm supposed to buy them. Why not find out what kind of flowers she likes, rather than giving her a generic dozen roses? I don't eat ice cream when I've had a hard day. If I've had a really rough day I'll play Doom.
I don't even like ice cream. I don't like chocolate either.
ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ Star Wars is just Shakespeare in space.
It's a girls obligation in public to a) hold my hand, b) talk to me c) walk beside me.
ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ I don't expect anyone to read my mind. I don't ask baited questions. I'm often misunderstood because some girl's trying to find the bait in a simple question.
ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ ÃÂÃ I like people who can admit they don't know something far better than those who pretend they do. However, if I ask someone their opinion they should have one. Nothing worse than the poor sots who continually say "Um ...I don't...