Once upon a time there lived a wild mad pig who once fell in love with the most intelligent hogs on this side of the stars. These two bores were the hottest couple in the village of Pigsburg far, far, away. They were soon to be married and had TRIPLETS. The mother pig named them Piglet, Porky, and Wilbur. All three of them were quickly up and walking. Soon after while Piglet and Porky were taking up the flute and harmonica Wilbur was doing ALGEBRA.
Soon the years went by and all the pigs graduated for school and were forced to move out on there own. Their father gave them each one-hundred dollars and a blue blanket for the road. Minutes later they were on there way to live a live of farming in the fields outside on town. On the way there dumb and dumber played their instruments while Wilbur followed the map.
Farther down the road a ways Piglet saw a music store and he just had to have a new flute so he went ahead and took the money he had received and bought one and when waiting for Piglet, Porky went across the street to a McDonalds and Bought himself 200 hamburgers. Then Porky devoured them one by one. So after that quick pit stop two of the pigs were broke.
Hours later upon arrival the pigs camped out for the night. That night the pigs heard a sort of noises. little did they know on of the noises was a wolf. Not just any wolf but the big bad wolf from the south end of town. Time past and the pigs finally fell into a deep sleep. The first pig dreamed about playing his flute in the corn fields. The second pig dreamed...