This essay is written about classifications of women in my school.

Women Unhinged

by Electrostasis

It is very difficult to decipher the complex "code" of women, and even harder to comprehend their personalities. While you are intently scouring the Toledo High School campus for a significant other, there are some types of women to watch for and avoid. Great amounts of thought have brought me to conclude that there are 4 types of women to avoid here at THS. These include: the tyrant, the emotional, the chameleon, and the ditz. You will soon be able to pick out these types of women, and learn to avoid them when looking for a mate.

Our first subject, and also one of the most frequent, is what I like to call the "tyrant". She will seem innocent at first, but she is actually a wolf in sheep's clothing. Your initial relationship will seem normal, but soon she will start demanding that you do everything for her and will not take "No," for an answer.

Emotional Playground

Emotional Relationship Symbols in a Genogram

English: Logo Connecting Emotional Intelligence

I would advise to get out now while you still own your legs. She will begin ordering you around, and if you submit, she will use and abuse you for all you are worth. This sort of relationship is more destructive than constructive, and will potentially hurt you. You will not regret "moving-on" as you look back at your life in the future.

Our second subject to avoid is sometimes called the chameleon. Also known as the "follower" or "groupie", the chameleon has no real personality to call her own. Her personality is about as stable as an autumn leaf blowing in the wind. You are sure to like at least one of her personalities, but there are far more that I'm sure you will not like. Once you really get to know her, you will understand...