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(Monica and Phoebe's apartment. Everybody is there enjoying breakfast)
Monica: Ross, do you want some more bacon?
Ross: Yes, please
Monica; How about you, Joey
Joey (sounding stopped up): Sure
Chandler: Sounds yummy!
Monica: How about you, Rach?
Rachel: Sounds good. Thanks, Mon.
Monica: More bacon coming up in a few seconds
Phoebe: What about me?
Chandler: What about you what?
Phoebe: Nobody asked me if I wanted any bacon.
Ross: But you don't eat meat.
Phoebe: But still it's nice to be offered
Monica: Phoebe, do you want some bacon?
Phoebe: NO! You know I don't eat meat! Ugh!
-- Opening Credits --
Still at Monica and Phoebe's
Joey (stopped up): Can somebody pass the salt, please?
Chandler: You Ok, man?
Just a little stopped up.
Rachel: You don't look good.
Joey (insulted): HEY! I just woke up!
Monica: No, sweetie. You do look sick
Joey: I can't be sick today. I have an audition
Joey has a sneezing fit
Chandler: And thank you for that.
Rachel: If you're sick, you should be in bed
Joey: Really guys, I'm not that sick.
Another sneezing fit
Chandler: Does anybody want the rest of my breakfast...before Captain Germ further contaminates it?
Rachel feels Joey's forehead
Rachel: You're burning up. I want to take your temperature
Rachel: March, now.
Joey (with a thermometer in his mouth): Rachel...
Rachel: Don't talk
Rachel takes the thermometer
Joey: I'm not sick
Rachel: And I guess a 101 temperature is normal?
Joey: I cannot miss this audition. This is the role of a lifetime!...