MARGERY AND WIFE MEET THE TALENTED AND
FOOLISH COCK
( The scene opens in the women's bathroom at California
University of Pennsylvania - the one in the student
union on the second floor in case any of you are
curious. Margery, Wife, and Chauntecleer are in there.
They are all on their way to Dr. Hartman's English
Literature class to see if she is doing them justice.
They have heard about some professors who speak
disparagingly of them, and of others who purposely
distort the truth about them, so they spend their days
seeking justice so they can importune God to strike
misfortune on those professors who adulterate their
image. It is not a collective effort, however. They all
act individually. Wife is standing at the mirror,
applying lipstick and mascara to her now antiquated
face, and Margery has just come out of the stall after
micturating(yes, believe it or not, spirits piss also).
Chauntecleer, a male of course, has unknowingly entered
the wrong bathroom. He thought it was the men's
bathroom!! He is sitting in the stall defecating, rather
trying to, because he is constipated. He passes the time
by reading "Heavenly Cocks", one of only two magazines
published in Heaven. The other is "Heavenly Cocks
Transformed". You see, hell is often seen as a "hole" a
"pit" a "yawning cavern", which are symbolic of the
vagina. Hell is associated with the evil represented by
women. That is not to say men do not go to hell. It only
means that men who go to hell lose their penises and are
emasculated. To go to hell is to be associated with Eve.
Conversely, to go to Heaven means one has to "rise up"
to "rise to the occasion" by meeting specific
"expectations". So, in Heaven, everyone gets a penis.
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