How to Pick up Women

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Have you ever wondered why you don't have women crawling all over you? Have you ever been down in the dumps because you failed to succeed on an attempt to get a girl? Then this paper is for you. Picking up women is a unique task only a few of us are gifted with. Here are some instructions to help you.

The beginning and most important step in picking up women is hygiene. There is nothing that turns women away more than a nasty guy. Always keep your teeth brushed, and your breath smelling fresh. If a toothbrush is not available, eat a mint or chew a piece of gum. Wear Deodorant in any case. Body odor is not a good thing when you're trying to pick up women. Make sure you face is clean-shaven. A rough looking face makes you look like a hobo, and how many hobos do you see walking around with supermodels? Hair is another big factor.

Weather it is long or short, a shampoo that smells good, makes it softer, and stops dandruff is necessary.

Next, you need to look classy. Attire is another factor in picking up women. Although there are sever different combinations of clothing that will work, the most successful one I have found is a pair of khaki pants, a white button up dress shirt, and a sweater. Wear the white shirt tucked in as an under shirt and wear the sweater over that. Don't forget to wear a belt and the appropriate shoes such as doc martins of sketchers. Make sure that everything is ironed, and clean. A hat is optional, but if worn the only thing that is appropriate is a dress hat and not a baseball cap. The last step in your attire would be a...